The usual headscratchers from the “professional fainting society” seen in pockets of financial media breathlessly forecasting imminent doom -- "Trump Turmoil" / "Trump Roils Markets" / "Trump Tariff Threat" / "Trump Deja Vu Jolts Traders Across Markets"...

In the meanwhile, Nomura's Charlie McElligott notes the underwhelming change in the Markets which are purportedly being roiled: ES +.22%, DXY -.19%, Gold +.20%, TY -.04%