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· Jun 26, 2025
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Pete Hegseth Vows Military Will Not Discriminate Against Chicks, Broads, Or Dames
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth responded to allegations of sexism on Thursday by vowing that the United States military would ne...
Christian Living
· Jun 26, 2025
· 44
'God Works All Things Together For Good,' Mutters Man As He Finds Perfect Parking Spot
SPRINGFIELD, MO - Evidence of things unseen was witnessed by one local believer today, as a man found reassurance of the Lord's plan in his life after...
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· Jun 25, 2025
· 109
9 Hardest Parts Of Pregnancy For Husbands
Everyone loves to talk about how difficult pregnancy is for women, but the truth is that pregnancy requires incredible sacrifices from husbands too!
Media
· Jun 24, 2025
· 180
Trump Bombed Iran. Here's How 12 Media Outlets Covered The Story
Welp, it looks like Trump bombed Iran. The Babylon Bee has assembled headlines from various media outlets here in one place so you can pick a little b...
U.S.
· Jun 25, 2025
· 100
Mamdani Vows To Knock Down World Trade Center To Build More Affordable Housing
NEW YORK CITY - Zohran Mamdani, winner of New York City's mayoral Democratic primary, has vowed to knock down the One World Trade Center in order to b...
World
· Jun 26, 2025
· 43
Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed 14 Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities
TEHRAN - Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American bunker buster bo...
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· Jun 24, 2025
· 67
7 Clear Signs The Great Tribulation Is Near
Each passing moment brings us one step closer to the end times. Concerned? Keep an eye out for these signs that the tribulation is at hand.
World
· Jun 23, 2025
· 102
Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For
EDGARTOWN, MA - With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over the weekend, former President Barack ...
Life
· Jun 24, 2025
· 85
Nation's Obese Air Travelers Announce Plans To Sit Next To You
ORLANDO, FL - Obese air travelers around the country have just announced plans to sit right next to you on your flight.According to morbidly overweigh...
Politics
· Jun 24, 2025
· 74
Get A Load Of This Dweeb Who Still Thinks We Care About What The Constitution Says
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Get a load of this total dweeb of a congressman who still thinks we care about what the Constitution says.
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· Jun 25, 2025
· 32
New Video - What If the Constitution Were Written Today?
What if the Constitution as we know it had never been written and had instead been left to modern politicians to draft? Find out all this and more in ...
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· Jun 24, 2025
· 39
The Buzz #006: Yes
Yes. It looks like Donald Trump decided to bomb Iran's heavily guarded nuclear sites with bunker buster bombs and then a ceasefire broke out. However,...
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· Jun 23, 2025
· 192
What Is Your Favorite Translation Of The Bible?
Going into the archives, we found this great Babylon Bee article:
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· Jun 19, 2025
· 42
New Video - The Buzz #005: Bomb Iran?
The Babylon Bee talks about the war breaking out between Israel and Iran, the recent No Kings protests, and how Mother Teresa was maybe a jerk.
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